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Roberto Mancini won the league with Manchester City in 2012 and was sacked in 2013, José Mourinho won the league in 2015 with Chelsea and was sacked six months later, Claudio Ranieri won an incredible title with Leicester City in 2016 and was sacked ten months later: now Antonio Conte got good chances to win the Premier League title with Chelsea, since the Italian manager is 8 points clear of the team sitting in the second place ( Man City) with 13 games to go.

Manchester United legend Gary Neville joked about this on his Twitter account and wrote:

Winning the Premier League, the ‘new Poisoned Chalice’…Conte sacked next season!!

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PETR CECH
Cech left Chelsea last summer after eleven years and many trohpies

Guus Hiddink revealed in his pre Arsenal press conference that Chelsea legend Petr Cech paid a visit to Cobham, the Blues training ground, a couple of days ago.

The goalkeeper was not trying to get a new deal by his former club or to destabilise them before Sunday’s clash at the Emirates Stadium.

He had just to go to Cobham to collect his new gloves that his technical sponsor, Adidas, sent by mistake to Chelsea’s training ground instead that to the Arsenal one in St. Albans:

“Petr [Cech] showed up here yesterday afternoon or the other afternoon and it was nice, we had a chat.

“Almost everyone was gone. We tried to hide them, also we tried to make them slippery but he discovered that,” joked Hiddink.

“They were sent here and we gave them back. That’s the story.

 

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DIEGO COSTA
Diego Costa was top scorer for Chelsea last season © Francesca Ceciarini

It was a nervous Diego Costa the one we saw last night at the final whistle: he clashed with West Brom’s goalkeeper Boaz Myhill in the middle of the pitch and the two had to be separated by Chelsea captain John Terry and full back Cesar Azpilicueta.

During the game he also quarreled with Claudio Yacob and Jonas Olsson.

The Spaniard left the pitch so furious that he had to punch the wall in the dressing room tunnel to relieve his tension: the result was a big hole.

When manager Guus Hiddink was asked about this in the press conference straight after he joked:

“A hole in the tunnel wall? We can repair that easily, it’s not a problem.

“He’s an emotional guy and I like that very much. If you have to push players it’s difficult to survive in the Premier League, but if you have to control them it’s much better.

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Eden Hazard has just posted on his Instagram a photo with his friends from the Belgian national team. Chelsea player immortalized a funny moment in which Vincent Kompany fell asleep. It is widely known that Eden loves jokes.

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Radamel Falcao is supposed to join Chelsea within few days . His transfer arouses great interest in the world of football. According to many sources Radamel Falcao is desperately looking for a transfer to Chelsea. One of the fans decided to make a joke about it and created a letter of motivation that Falcao could potentially write to Jose Mourinho to increase his chances for a contract.

Dear Mr. Mourinho,

I recently read about Didier Drogba’s intention to leave Chelsea this summer and would like to find out if you are now looking for an experienced striker with a stylish haircut to replace him. I am interested in a job within the Premier League and would be happy to move to London. It will be a great pleasure to learn more regarding Chelsea FC’s mission and the potential job opportunities.

I have recently completed a season on loan at Manchester United, where I learned a great deal about youth development as a member of their U-21 team and tactical adjustments by sitting next to manager Louis van Gaal during first team matches. I would also like to point out that I am the same Falcao who scored 142 goals in four seasons with Atletico Madrid and your former club, Porto. Honestly. I really am.

I can provide more detailed qualifications upon request. In addition, I would also like you to know that I am not limiting my job search to the highly competitive striker position. Given my recent form, at a prestigious club such as Chelsea I would be more than happy to accept a position in the ticket sales department, as an apprentice groundskeeper, in the kitchen, or any other job that you would be generous enough to give me. Please.

To follow up on my inquiry, I will call your secretary after two weeks, and every 10 minutes on transfer deadline day if I don’t hear back from you between now and then. James Rodriguez is letting me borrow his mobile phone because he’s tired of its constant ringing, so I can be reached there anytime day or night.

Thank you for your time and consideration. I look forward to meeting with you soon. And again, I will do absolutely anything to avoid a sad future of playing for Stoke City.

Desperately yours,

Radamel Falcao

Attachments: A picture of me begging

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